Jumping Jacks

REALITY CHECK

Living in a travel trailer / RV / tent / tiny home... or whatever you choose to call your minimal square footage - will test your limits and minimalize privacy.

Family of 4 here.

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Think you can poop without everyone knowing?

Think again.

"Dude.

Step 1: flush fast

Step 2: fart fan

Step 3: CLOSE THE DOOR"

My gag reflex has not been so tuned since diaper days.

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Think you can't hear kids' conversations in bunk house?

Think again.

"Maeson, stop singing. You're SO annoying."

"But it's stuck in my head", continues to sing, "'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...'

I'll explain defining words tomorrow.

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Think you can 'get it on'?

Think again.

"Mom, why does the Cottage shake after we go to bed?"

Sheer panic. Postpone with a fruit snack.

My answer, while applying deodorant, "Mommy does jumping jacks at night."

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There's a point in life, when you realize your parents may be telling a few white lies. I hope that milestone gets pushed to the right.